For a little light weekend reading, check out the blog post of the man who swallowed his own wedding ring. Right now, he's waiting for it to come out the other side. Will it? Won't it? Only time will tell.

Even better is his wife's reaction: “You are so absent minded! You forget to turn off the heat, to feed the cat and now you swallow your wedding ring!! When are you going to get it together- you need to wake up!!!”

Sadly, I can see myself in this situation.