Every time I turn around, it seems like there’s another celebrity under arrest. Paris, Lindsay,  Mel, Nicole. The list goes on.

And now Mickey Mouse.

Yup.

I don’t know about you, but I didn’t see this one coming.

And it gets worse.

Mickey has also gone by the aliases Buzz Lightyear and Donnie Duck. (Short for Donald, I assume.)

Arrest records say Mouse is a 47-year-old African-American male who is about 190 pounds and 5 feet, 9 inches tall.

Somehow, I thought he’d be shorter.

So who’s got odds on the next celebrity to do the Hollywood walk of shame?

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