This was completely unexpected. I’m still grieving Brad Renfro - I haven’t the strength to grieve Heath Ledger as well. So instead of waxing elegiac once again, I will instead connect you with TMZ’s Heath Ledger section, which is updated whenever they get the tiniest new detail.

Right now, it appears the most dangerous thing a young male Hollywood actor can do is to stay home alone. Will someone please make sure Max Elliott Slade has regular evening plans until all of this blows over? If he goes too, I’m going to need therapy.