Oct032007
Death is stalking you — and he wears squeaky shoes
Filed under Uncategorized by jennifer o'callaghan at 3:37 pm
In high school, I had a friend who visited a psychic and asked for specifics about the date and circumstances of his death. He was shocked when she picked a day in the next year, but refused to divulge the cause.
Like a bad Farrelly brothers comedy, he refused to leave his house that day, assigning friends to keep vigil and "save him," if needed.
As far as I know, he's still walking around, healthy and alive.
I know I don't really want to know when it's my turn, but I can't resist those Internet quizzes that make such predictions, such as this one .
Here's what it had to say about me:
Jen: At age 42 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.
Yikes! 42? That gives me less than 10 years! I'd better start working on a spoken-word career!
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