Please tell me I am not the only person addicted to Bret Michaels' search for nothin' but a good time, "Rock of Love" on VH1.

The former Poison star has been whittling down his backstage passes, and, by extension, the number of girls vying to "rock his world" week by week.

And yet, somehow, Lacey remains.

For those of you unfamiliar with the show, Lacey is the impossibly-hued animal-rights activist and vegetarian who, quite frankly, needs to GO HOME.

All the other women in the house and, indeed, Bret's own superfans agree Lacey is a little … different. And different in the sense my mom said the kid who ate paste in third grade was different. Not good.

Gah! Even her smile is evil.

But somehow, she keeps surviving the cut. Why, oh why? Well, probably because the producers want drama, and I don't think there would be as much of it if she left. But I hope that now Michaels has the field narrowed to his fiercesome foursome, it will be time to send the crazy girl packing.

My money is on Jess to win it all. She's spunky, smart and avoids the trashy behavior of many of the other contestants. I think the final two will be her and Heather, who got Michaels' name tattooed on her neck. Which, if the show doesn't work out for her, I think she might have a hard time explaining to future beaus.