A quick search of major news providers today offers a delightful sampling of some of the tough (and sometimes amusing) decisions our judicial system made today.

He's just lookin' for an ounce of free speech, man.

The kid involved in this case is now 24 and teaching English in China, so I don't think he's too broken up about his loss.

Can't get no satisfaction

Do you think he went pantless underneath his judging robes? One report said the South Korean family who successfully defended their business in the suit, is considering moving back to South Korea. Take that American Dream!

And in other news: Weird