The last official April Fool's joke I pulled was during my junior year of college. I haven't pulled any since because that one, um, didn't go over so well.
I had just switched majors and, to break up my schedule of English classes, English classes, and more English classes, I decided to take a music class.
My [...]

Are you as light as Dr. Ruth? Or do you tip the scales more toward the half-a-John-Candy end of the spectrum?
Check out the hilarious celebrity weighing scale.
Link via Random Good Stuff.

I think a rapping Karl Rove may be one of the signs of the Apocalypse.
In which case, uh-oh..

Ever wondered why Kurt Cobain would smash his guitars onstage? Check out outtakes from Nirvana interviews over at The Phoenix.

He survived The American Idol ax yet again, but how?
Sanjaya is the surprise this season. He's not the best singer. Better crooners have already been sent packing. But, he does have a big smile. And, according to Jimmy Kimmel, singing isn't the only task at which Sanjaya struggles:

This morning, it was semi-sunny on my drive in to work, which meant I dealt with the wonders of windshield glare all the way down the highway. This sudden influx of light into my Uick also led to the discovery that my resident spider has overstepped his bounds and spun a web across the inside [...]

This past weekend, for the first time ever, I was able to check out an event I wrote up for The Week in Preview that was not happening in my town. My family and I drove out to Peterborough for Polish Heritage Day at the Mariposa Museum and Cultural Center. The verdict: Why didn't I [...]

Oh, I bet you do, you naughty little thing.
But do you like it as dirty as Scott Wade does? 
I am no longer ashamed of my dirty windshield. From now on, I will tell people it is my canvas. 

Is beer the greatest beverage ever made?
On many a Saturday night, I have thought the answer might be yes.
But then, lo! MSN Lifestyle has come up with the hard evidence. Look at all the amazing things you can do with beer. 
Link via Fark. 

Just in time for beach season, it's Flirty Little Secret, a firming cream with pheromones from Booty Parlor! Dear Lord. How do we end up on these distribution lists?
Here's the press release:
Booty Parlor, the sexy lifestyle brand for women and the men who love them, is launching their newest sexy sensation, [...]