Oh, what lovely costumes! A witch and a, uh, clown with fairy wings and fangs. Very clever. I don't have any candy to give you (hey, like I'm the only one who's ever had an early morning peanut butter cup feeding frenzy), but since you went to the trouble of walking down my driveway and knocking on my door, here are some special Halloween goodies for you intrepid trick-or-treaters.

First, we have the original Monster Mash by Bobby "Boris" Pickett and the Crypt Kickers, where fish-whacking is an acceptable way to show your displeasure with your spouse or boyfriend.

Next, we have the Time Warp from Rocky Horror - line dancing for the slightly twisted.

And of course, what would Halloween be without Michael Jackson's Thriller?

Let's see that again, only this time, with Legos!

I had often wondered what would happen if an Indian musician decided to remake Thriller. Apparently India was wondering this, too. The result? Jazzercize for zombies.

If you're interested to read more about my adventures with Indian pop music, feel free to check out this entry at my other blog, Mom, I'm OK.

Enjoy these treats to your heart's content - they're razor-blade-free and non-fattening. Happy Halloween!