Oh, what lovely costumes! A witch and a, uh, clown with fairy wings and fangs. Very clever. I don't have any candy to give you (hey, like I'm the only one who's ever had an early morning peanut butter cup feeding frenzy), but since you went to the trouble of walking down my driveway and [...]

October is just replete with holidays. Two weeks ago we had Boss' Day, tomorrow we have Halloween, but today, oh, today, we have Bring Yourself To Work Day.
More reliable news from our stalwart friends at The Onion. I'm really glad I remembered to bring myself to work today - otherwise I would've missed out on [...]

Halloween is not over just because the weekend is.
If you’re too shy to dress up at work, consider a more subtle way to get in the spirit.
You might consider carrying around one of these frightening purses that Dale Hrabi conveniently matches to horror movie characters.
ScAry stuff.

How long does it take you to tell a story? Are you a rambly sort? Do you go off on tangents? Hop aboard several trains of thought?
Wired seems to like the number six, and asked folks to write a super-short story — in six words. Check it out, yo.
What about you, hard chargers? Can [...]

Why don’t you dress like an iPod commercial?

Boss' Day was October 16th. What did you give your favorite boss to show your appreciation? No, not the higher-ups at your place of employment. I'm talking about those villains, those scoundrels who make your favorite video game that much more challenging or frustrating. Oh yes. The video game boss.
Bowser of Super Mario fame clocks [...]

Like most people who almost, couldda, wouldda, shouldda minored in philosphy - hey, I was already an English major and couldn’t bear to see my parents waste more money - I really got a kick out of Friedrich Nietzsche.
I also, despite myself, sometimes get a chuckle out of the so-straigh-it’s-a-cliche comic "The Family Circus."
I [...]

Page Six is reporting that Warner Bros. promised prosthetic limbs to extras in its movie Blood Diamond, but never came through.
Extra Nkululo Mnisi told the N.Y. Post column that after filming had ended and the limbs never came, they were allegedly told, "You will have to wait for December, when the movie comes out, so [...]

Is the unintentionally funny.
So I give you the best unintentionally funny urls.

It’s becoming more clear that John Locke has one of the more troubled backgrounds of our favorite group of castaways.
From the "better late than never" department, this week’s belated Lost blog focuses on Locke, who we learned in last Wednesday’s episode hat got himself all involved in some kind of pot-funded commune. Unfortuntaley, Locke’s good [...]