Are company-enforced dress codes getting you down? Read the story of one brave, wacky soul who decided to rebel against the system.

Courtesy of the archives of the Onion (America’s self-proclaimed finest news source), we bring you the tale of one customer service representative who dared to bring a touch of snazz to the company’s tie requirement.

It reminds me of Hawaiian shirt days from Office Space. Would you like a nice piece of flair to go with that wacky tie? You could put it right in the middle and even use it as a tie pin.

If your coworkers compliment your ice cream cone shaped neckwear and tell you how much they envy your fashionable wit - and mean it genuinely, not ironically - both you and your coworkers may be in need of some serious time off. Might I suggest a Carribbean vacation a la Milton?

In the case of our customer service representative friend, however, he sounds like the kind of guy who would get a bang out of this wacky take on formal wear:

You can pick up a tuxedo T-shirt of your own here. There’s a style to suit every taste - you can even choose the amount of rhinestones. The ladies shirts, for some odd reason, even come with stylized cleavage.