Well, some friends and I caught SoaP last night, and it rocked the casbah.

Snakes in every orifice you can imagine, cheesy lines, pukey, hissy, bloody ridiculously violent — and completely unbelievable — deaths, equal-opportunity male and female bad ways to go and some of the best SLJ lines ever.

It was camptastic, people.

High art?

Naah….

But I hope this marks a turn in the current horror genre, away from the torturous likes of Hostel and Wolf Creek.