Do Juneau what Ken Starr has been up to lately?

Wild times, indeed. He’s busy with the Bong Hits 4 Jesus case.

Oh. my mistake. They are sock monkeys all over your dress.

Some movie characters stay lodged in our hearts, whatever their fate.
They are not always the hero, but they steal their way into our memories through sly humor, subtle emotion or impassioned speeches.

Think Peter Lorre’s Ugarte.
Think the rapping granny in The Wedding Singer.
Think Goose.
College Humor looks at the death of Top Gun’s true favorite son as [...]

Melanie Anderson of Nashua won Mariah’s Miata last night at Mimi’s concert at the TD Banknorth Garden in a contest on Kiss 108.

Lucky Miz melanie got the keys from Mariah herself.
Check it out and if you see Melanie cruising down Concord Street, give her a wave.

But do not try to give them a bath.

The Smoking Gun reports on Gnarls Barkley’s dressing-room demands.

One room is ready for some safe sex with Magnum condoms, while the other is either a love-free zone or a free-love zone.

Well, some friends and I caught SoaP last night, and it rocked the casbah.
Snakes in every orifice you can imagine, cheesy lines, pukey, hissy, bloody ridiculously violent — and completely unbelievable — deaths, equal-opportunity male and female bad ways to go and some of the best SLJ lines ever.
It was camptastic, people.
High art?
Naah….
But I [...]

Everybody’s gotta go sometime, but I think if you can go covered in chocolate, that might be the best way to go.

I know it was probably a nightmare for him, but oh my goodness. It’s hard for me to imagine being trapped in chocolate as a bad thing.

Guess what, hard chargers?
Mild-mannered New Hampshire is not so mild-mannered after all.
According to a list published by Men’s Health magazine, Manchester, N.H., ekes into the Top 100 angriest cities in the United States at No. 100. Boston is angrier at No. 39.
But the biggest surprise to me is Orlando, Fla., which is No. 1. [...]

Metroactive plays mythbuster to our beliefs about bartenders.