Falling behind our ever-vigilant Lifestyles editor, Deidre Ashe, who ran a similar story a few weeks ago in our Lifestyles page, ABC reports that metrosexuality is out.
Apparently they blame this scene from "The 40-Year-Old Virgin":

Yup, that would do it.

Screech is in financial trouble, according to a Globe report.

Where’s Zack Morris and his crazy schemes when you need him? At a time like this, we must ask, "WWZMD?"

What are you doing this S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night?
Check out the lineup at the concert on the Greeley Park stage on Concord Street:
MemoryboxFar FetchedSincerely Yours
The show runs from noon-5 p.m. and is free, but donations will go to the American Red Cross, so don’t leave your wallet home. It’s for a good cause, man!

Looking to check out the local music scene? Drifters has a great lineup tonight. Check it out:
The Human Flight CommitteeThe Casual LeanToo Late The HeroOur Last NightAnd Then There Were NoneWhen Legends Die
But get your tooshies over there. The bands began at 7 p.m.

Taylor Hicks has been named the hottest bachelor in America by People magazine.

I think it’s the grey hair. Or the dance moves. No, I know it’s the dance moves. The ladies love a man who makes them feel like a dancing queen. Even I think I have better moves than Mr. Hicks, and my dancing [...]

Because Father’s Day is Sunday and you might need a gift idea.
Daily Mail has the perfect gift for the dad who just wants to get into the bathroom. And stay there. (Or maybe that was just my dad, who lived with three daughters and one bathroom for 13 years. Bless his heart.)

Yes, it holds your [...]

Or is there?
Gizmodo reports the advent of the Shumidor, designed to prevent stinkfoot, so prevalent in the summer.

Not that we’d know anything about that. In the newsroom, every foot smells like a rose petal.

Steal My Ideas, Please says with Suri Cruise, Shiloh Pitt and Britney’s new baby on the way, the next big thing in magazine production is bound to be Baby People.

You know, it’s so crazy, I bet it happens. Whaddaya think?

U.S. Rep. Lynn Westmoreland, R-Ga., co-sponsored a bill to require the display of the 10 Commandments in the Hall of the House of Representatives and the Chamber of the Senate.

On a recent appearance of The Colbert Report, however, Westmoreland himself was only able to name a few when put on the spot by host Stephen [...]

What 3-year-olds really want is a Jim Lehrer-themed party.