I don't follow "Lost," but Sawyer's name generator is tremendously fun. It's like an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, stuffed inside a fortune cookie.

But really, Sawyer? You're going to call me "Prince Charles"? I didn't think my nose was quite that prominent.

However, I put Mao Tse Tung into the nickname generator and Sawyer would call him "Spacebar," so I think maybe I'm coming out ahead on this one. 

Who can't wait for Wednesday night?  Me!  Me!