The last official April Fool's joke I pulled was during my junior year of college. I haven't pulled any since because that one, um, didn't go over so well. 

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Are you as light as Dr. Ruth? Or do you tip the scales more toward the half-a-John-Candy end of the spectrum?

 

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I think a rapping Karl Rove may be one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

In which case, uh-oh..

 

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Ever wondered why Kurt Cobain would smash his guitars onstage? Check out outtakes from Nirvana interviews over at The Phoenix.

He survived The American Idol ax yet again, but how?

 

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This morning, it was semi-sunny on my drive in to work, which meant I dealt with the wonders of windshield glare all the way down the highway. This sudden influx of light into my Uick also led to the discovery that my resident spider has overstepped his bounds and spun a web across the inside of my windshield.
 

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This past weekend, for the first time ever, I was able to check out an event I wrote up for The Week in Preview that was not happening in my town. My family and I drove out to Peterborough for Polish Heritage Day at the Mariposa Museum and Cultural Center. The verdict: Why didn't I check this place out sooner? 
 

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Oh, I bet you do, you naughty little thing.

 

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Is beer the greatest beverage ever made? 

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Just in time for beach season, it's Flirty Little Secret, a firming cream with pheromones from Booty Parlor! Dear Lord. How do we end up on these distribution lists?
 

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Did anyone else's family tell them you could dig a hole to China in your back yard?

Just me?

 

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For about a decade, HGTV has held a Dream Home Giveaway. Oh, I entered on a fairly regular basis the past few years, because it's possible I could have won, right?

 

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Apparently I wasn't the only one who noticed that adorable and talented Season 6 "American Idol" contestant Melinda Doolittle is shocked when she gets a positive comment every single time she sings.

 

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Gotta love those Girl Scout cookies.

Corey Feldman. Child star. Teen idol. Struggling musician. Reality TV star. And, um, apparently, choreographer.  

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