I’m half Irish and tan like it. I dig ABBA and Wham! I’ve been known to bust a move like Elaine Benes.

No one is ever going to mistake me for anything but a white girl.

But just how white am I?

Pretty freakin’ white.

Seriously.

I’ve studied abroad. I do love musical comedy. I’ve suffered one devastating breakup. I am currently drinking from a bottle of Dasani (yes, I know it’s tap water. The wee cups from the water cooler don’t hold much and I am trying to drink more water). I play in a co-ed sports league. I recycle. And on Sunday, I went to an Oscar party.

I’m both amused by this site and horrified at what a stereotype I am. Seriously. I am afraid if I keep reading, I’ll find out I am translucent.