In fact, I prefer my hosts of "The Price is Right" to be cute and funny.

Drew Carey is neither one.

I saw his sitcom a few times. (Yes, I was super bored those couple times, thank you for asking.) So not funny.

I love "Whose Line Is It Anyway," but he should have taken the same approach as the British version, where the host STAYS OUT OF THE SCENES. The scenes Drew Carey would jump into? Not funny.

When I finally make my way out to California for my trip to be on "The Price is Right" and I get to play Plinko, do I want to run up to Drew Carey and give him a kiss on the cheek?

Nope. And saying he's a better pick than Rosie is of little comfort.

Kids who stay home from school sick all over the country are just not going to be in for as big of a treat as they used to be.