Are ya headin’ ta da big game dis weekend? Ya know, da one between da Packs and Vikes over by da big lake dey call Lake Michigan. Well, it close to da lake anyhow. If yer goin, ya better know da language dey speak up dare in Packerland. Here’s a dictionary of Wisconsin words ya better know. Ya sure ya betcha!

If ya ain’t heard yet, dat old gray-haired quarterback from over-da-river in Minny Sota is commin to Lambeau Field Sunday. Uff-da, what a sight it will be to see him sportin’ purple and wearin’ da horns. I tink he better should wear hunter orange, or da Packer linebackers might mistake his for a deer with them horns on the helmet, and take a shot at him ya know. Brett Favre venison. I guess that would be like eatin rottin lutefisk.

If yer a lucky one and got a ticket ta watch this fiasco, makes sure ta bring your raincoat. It’s lookin’ like rain Sunday. Packer fans bring yer Bible, cause ya probably missed church ta tailgate, and ya might need it if things get otta hand on da field. Brings yer appetite cause doze brats are awesome! And of course you’ll need a big mug for da beer.  And, if ya need some attire for da game, check out dees Favre tshirts.

To sum it all up, here’s a little story I found floating around the web.

Quarterback

Brett Farve, after living a full life, died. When he got to
heaven, God started showing him around. They came to a modest little
house with a faded Packers

flag in the window. “This house is yours for
eternity, Brett,” said God. “This is very special; not everyone gets a
house up here.” Brett felt special indeed and walked up to his house.

On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house just around the
corner. It was a three-story mansion with a yellow and green sidewalk,
50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Packers logo flag, and in every
window, a yellow helmet with a “G”on it.

Brett looked at God and said, “God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but
I have a question. I was an All-Pro Quarterback, I won a Super Bowl, and
I even went to the Hall of Fame.” God said, “So what do you want to
know, Brett?” “Well, why does Bart Starr get a better house than me?”

God chuckled and said, “Brett, that’s not Bart Starr’s house, it’s
mine!!!

- Bob Hammerstrom

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