So you consider yourself someone who’s always on top of the trends, you always have control over your hair and couldn’t imagine ever stepping outside your home in sweatpants. Well, all of this is fine and dandy since you can have some sort of control over your appearance, but what if your body has a mind of its own?

Now, from the maker of Skid Out, comes Subtle Butt.

Skid Out? What? Yep, that’s what I thought, too, when looking at this Web site.

Apparently, someone is trying to cash in on the fashionable yet slightly clumsy (or gassy) gals.

“So,” one co-worker wondered, “does (the Subtle Butt) come with earbuds to block out the sound?”

I’m sure the next model will include a noise muffler as well.

Seriously though, the Skid Out sounds like a life saver. I can’t count the number of times I’ve spent an hour picking out an outfit for the day only to drool toothpaste on it as I’m five minutes from heading out the door.

And for those of you who sweat profusely, it seems as though the whole operation began with you in mind.

P.S. For those of you who haven’t voted for which outfit I should wear to NEPA, visit my last blog and scroll down to the bottom. You only have until Feb. 7, so don’t procrastinate.